Showing posts with label books. Show all posts
Showing posts with label books. Show all posts

Monday, May 12, 2008

Thank God it wasn't Infinite Jest...


J.D. has tagged me and I duitifully respond. This time it's a gleefully pointless bookish meme:

  1. Pick up the nearest book.
  2. Open to page 123.
  3. Locate the fifth sentence.
  4. Post the next three sentences on your blog and in so doing...
  5. Tag five people, and acknowledge who tagged me.
I say pointless, because taking three lines from the middle of a book won't necessarily yield up any great surprises, although my closest at hand, Margaret Atwood's The Robber Bride, did throw up a curse.

"A neatly lettered message, relatively polite - in the States it would have been Cunt - and ordinarily Roz would have merely calculated the cost of the repair and how much time it would take to get it done, and whether it's deductible. Also, she would take out her annoyance by making a scene with the parking lot attendent. Who did this?"

This book has been sitting on the living-room shelf for a few months, after I stupidly bought it in the midst of a book buying spree at Borders. Why stupidly? Because I already own a copy of the book and have read it a few times. In the bookshop, I somehow got confused and bought it, thinking I was getting The Blind Assassin. It wasn't until I got home, cracked it open and read the first line that I went "....wait a second...". So, anybody in the market for a copy of The Robber Bride? It's good, I swear. So good, I bought it twice!

Sunday, November 11, 2007

My Year of Reading Dangerously

Laziness and idleness, be gone! I've just agreed to participate in a book-related blog challenge for 2008, a year of Dangerous Reading. Basically, you sign up and agree to read 12 books in 2008 that challenge you, that you're scared of, nervous about. Unfamiliar genres, intimidating authors, personal hates; they're all welcome. There are two ways of going about it. First, take your books from this list:

January: Great Expectations, by Charles Dickens (since Estella is our namesake)
February: The Bluest Eye, by Toni Morrison (African American)
March: Cat's Eye, by Margaret Atwood (Atwood for Atwood's sake)
April: Transformations, by Anne Sexton (Poetry)
May: Other Voices, Other Rooms, by Truman Capote (Southern)
June: Lolita, by Vladimir Nabokov (Russian)
July: The Chocolate War, by Robert Cormier (adolescent)
August: Maus I and II, by Art Spiegelman (Graphic Novel, Pulitzer winner)
September: The Secret Lives of People in Love, by Simon Van Booy (Independent)
October: The Human Stain, by Philip Roth (Contemporary/Jewish)
November: A Month of Classic Short Stories, Various - watch for a list
December: The Grapes of Wrath, by John Steinbeck (Dusty)


Secondly, make up your own list of 12 books. You're also free to mix 'n match, which is the path I'll be taking. I've already read most of Atwood's ouevre (including Cat's Eye), Maus (thanks Ann Marie!) and Lolita (which, to be honest, isn't really a Russian novel per se). Reading any of those three again would be a pleasure, so I'm going to have to strike them off my list. Instead, I'm going to make the following subsitutions:

March: Tender is the Night, by F. Scott Fitzgerald
June: Down and Out In Paris & London, by George Orwell
August: A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, by James Joyce

I can't count the number of times I've begun the Fitzgerald and given up after a few pages. I enjoy it's premise, but the book itself has never grabbed me. June is a bit of a cheat, as I've always wanted to read Down and Out, but I've never tried any Orwel except for the obvious two and anyway, June is my Leaving Cert and I don't want anything too long or difficult. Finally, I've had a copy of Portrait lying around my bedroom for months. Bout time I actually picked the thing up, no?

I'm between two minds with the rest of the list. January, in particular, scares me. I have never imagined myself to be a Dickens kind of girl and the thought of reading Great Expectations isn't a pleasant one. But that's what this sort of thing is all about!


Friday, August 24, 2007

Holler

Long time no blog. This is what I've been getting up to.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketMmmm. This was like my 3rd or 4th time in this bookshop. My favourite experience of it was the first time I went and got my first glimpse of the legendary owner, George Whitman. He was topless and we thought it was an old woman at first. He was throwing bits of bicycle out the window and screaming at one of the employees. I'm so working here when I live in Paris.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketIn case you can't tell (and I'd be freaked out if you could), that green dealie is not a hospital tag but my pit-band from The Shins, whom I caught at the Olympia on Tuesday. They were awesome.

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This appears to be a lion in front of some bookshelves. Don't ask why, I found it on the camera, never having seen it before. I thought it'd be appropriate for the blog though.

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Saturday, July 21, 2007

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows

I'm too shattered to type out a proper post, and my head is still whirling too fast for me to come up with a coherant sentence, but I would like to announce that I have finished Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows. And it was amazing. Thank you, and good night.

Monday, April 16, 2007

You thought rock-stars were fussy?

What do writers depend on to do their work? Not inspiration, talent or dedication (although they do help, supposedly) but their cups of coffee, special brand of pencil or favourite view. The Guardian today has a number of authors discussing their requirements which range from the mundane (ear-plugs, hot water, chocolate) to the frankly bizarre ("a blindfolded rhino rescued from floodwaters"? Okay then, Melissa Bank...). Some are a little more grounded when it comes to this approach, here's Michael Faber;

"Me, I need nothing special. I use a computer. Don't ask me what brand it is, I couldn't care less. What time in the morning do I start work? Whenever I wake up. What do I eat? Whatever's around. What are my bare minimum requirements? Solitude, and enough light to see the screen. Any talismans, lucky ornaments, superstitious procedures? Nope."

Still, he likes to listen to Krautrock to get his juices flowing.

Read the article here and then try and determine what your vice would be. A bowl full of blue smarties? A North-Easterly wind gently blowing through the window? Albanian nose-flute music?

You decide.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Writers I adore: David Sedaris



One Saturday, while browsing through second-hand bookshops, I came across a well-thumbed, slightly bent copy of David Sedaris' short story collection, Me Talk Pretty One Day. At the low, low price of $3.50 (how does one get a euro sign to work?), I just had to buy it. I'd already read it a couple of times, but I needed my own copy.

Later, while on the bus home, I took the risk of getting travel-sick and began to read a couple of the stories. Midway through Jesus Saves, I had to stop. Not because I was about to get sick, but because my loud giggles were disturbing the people around me. I closed the book hurriedly and shoved it in my bag. Too late, the words were stuck in my brain and I couldn't help myself. Shoulder quivering with the force of trying to hold back the laughter, eyes brimming over with mirthful tears, I stared out of the window and made myself think of Sad Things.

Okay, I'll admit that it's quite easy to make me laugh. My sister once threatened to disown me when we went to see Flushed Away (that movie was brilliant on about ten different levels) I was laughing so hard. But Sedaris is someone special. No matter how many times I read his writing, no matter if I know the stories almost by heart, I still find them amazingly amusing.

David Sedaris is an American humourist now living in France. He's gay, comes from a large family and once worked as an elf in a department store. His account of this job, as told in the story The SantaLand Diaries, is one of my favourite short stories of all time. Yep, a non-fiction comedy piece is up there with Lorrie Moore, Kafka and the rest of 'em. Listen to the story here - Sedaris also reads his work on American radio. Once you listen to him reading, his voice will never leave your head. In a good way, I mean.



Some of his best work comes from his struggles with the French language. When he first moved to France, the only word he knew was "bottleneck", which, as you can imagine, isn't the most useful phrase to have at your disposal. Fortunately, after a torturous series of French lessons ("It was mid-October when the teacher singled me out saying 'Every day spent with you is like having a cesarean section'. And it struck me, for the first time since arriving in France, I could understand every word that someone was saying") he became quite fluent. He puts his life into his work,
we know his family, his childhood, his lovelife and his little quirks and foibles. Over the years that I've read him (I first came across his writing in Paris, around 2004) I've grown to love his work like an old friend. His books sit on my shelves, waiting for those days when I feel miserable and need someone to make me smile again.

But don't take my word on it. Check him out for yourselves;

In The Waiting Room
Memento Mori
Interview with David Sedaris

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Other links of interest:

I wouldn't wear this shirt, but it sure does make me laugh.
Emma over at All About My Movies is holding a blogathon this July on the subject of "Performances that Changed Your Life". Sign up now!
And don't forgot, series 3 of Doctor Who is beginning this Saturday!

Saturday, March 24, 2007

"Thud!"


My enjoyment for Terry Pratchett books are one of the many things in my life that tip me over onto the Geek side of the scales. Ever since I read the Bromeliad trilogy when I was quite young, followed quickly by the Johnny books and from then on progressed on to the "adult" Discworld novels, I've been a Pratchett fan-girl. (Is there are correct term for one of these? Star Trek fans are Trekkies. Tori Amos fans are Ears With Feet. Discworld fans need a moniker!)

"Thud!" is the latest in the series and I believe the 30th book. I'll confess, I haven't read all 28 others. I know which sub-sects I enjoy (Death, the Witches, the Watch) and those I don't ( the latest kiddy ones like The Wee Free Men and the Wizards, while fun, aren't my favourites) and I'm quite happy to stick with the ones I like. I haven't read a new Discworld in ages and if my mam hadn't handed me this one the last time we were in the library, it's doubtful whether I've had read it at all. Luckily, she did.

Pratchett has an inate gift for combining subtle social commentary with bizarre and often stomach-clenchingly funny humour. Over the decades, he's built up a wealth of characters and backstory; a richness that allows him to jolt back and forth between intertwining storylines and to let him pile on the inside jokes. A new fan of the series would definitely have a major problem unravelling the intricate web of characters presented in "Thud!", but for a seasoned visitor to Ankh-Morpork, it's like greeting a group of old friends again.

Commander Sam Vimes is the novel's main player and we get an indepth look into the man's psyche. Juggling his (considerable) duties as leader of the City Watch and his new life as a devoted husband and father (the scenes in which Vimes deals with Young Sam are some of the most touching that Pratchett has ever penned), Vimes is a severly stressed man. And his stress is about to build, as it's fast approaching the anniversary of Koom Valley - a legendary battle where a group of dwarves ambushed a group of trolls (or was it the other way around?) and the two species are beginning to become hostile towards each other. When a dwarf is found murdered with a troll's club beside the corpse, the threat of another battle is iminent and Vimes must keep the two sides away from each other, solve the murder, control his Watch and make it home every night at 6 to read "Where's My Cow?" to Young Sam. This is probably the first time we get such a layered look at Vimes and he is the perfect man to build a storyline around; tough, realistic, kind-hearted and just the littlest bit insane.

However, Vimes isn't the only character who has a role to play. The other members of the Watch appear regularly, from old favourites like the bashful six-foot dwarf Captain Carrot and the pimply subhuman Corporal Nobby Nobbs, to the newer arrivals such as Angua the werewolf and Sally the vampire. One of my personal favourites, the city Patrician, Vetinari features and there's a short cameo from my numero uno, Death himself. There's even a quick reference to Foul Ole Ron, the very mention of whom is sure to elict a giggle.

Pratchett is not shy at taking a dig at Earth. Discworld may be floating on the back of an turtle being carried by four elephants, but the two worlds share many details. Fundamentalism, positive discrimination, war, stripclubs and The Da Vinci Code are just some of the topics that Pratchett aims his pen at; and every one is a hit.

"Thud!" takes a good while to get going. When I began reading, it was with a definate lack of interest and the first 100 pages seemed to drag. However, as the plot began to get going and the jokes came thick and fast, I became more and more engrossed in it. The last 150 pages I devoured in a happy rush and the whole thing ends very satisfactorily.

I doubt I'll ever enjoy a Discworld novel the way I enjoyed "Mort" when I was 12, but "Thud!" proves to me that Pratchett still has the magic touch.

Friday, March 23, 2007

"Il sell you to the first one-eyed carnival freak I can find for a pack of chewing gum!"

A new addition to this blog, which I'll happily attribute to my reading of 50 Books, finds me keeping track of all the books I read in 2007. During a particularly dull free History period this morning I began to jot down the names of the books so far; a strenuous exericise as I couldn't quite recall which books I had read since January, rather than ones I had read since September. I decided to stretch the year back to Christmas, around when I read a number of novels in a row. It's easy to keep track if I take 25 December 2006 as my starting-off point.

To the left you can see a list of the ones I remember. It doesn't seem like a whole lot and I'm fairly sure there were a number of books I've read in that time that have completely slipped my mind. It would be easy to say "Oh, if I can't remember them, they can't have been that good in the first place" but anyone who knows me will vouch for my awful memory. To the forgotten books: I'm honestly sorry.

Now, onto the year. I severely doubt I'm going to read 50 Books from now until Christmas. I never complete tasks like this and I'm worried it'll suck the joy out of reading. Instead of setting myself impossible challenges, I'm just going to note down every book I read and perhaps a few thoughts about them, if I'm feeling wild.

Currently Reading: "Thud" by Terry Pratchett
To Read: Well, I bought "The Little Friend" by Donna Tartt in Hodges Figgis last week, but am waiting until I finish my Discworld novel to begin it. I also still have some surplus from Catherine's Christmas Book Buying Spree, including "On The Road", "Tender is the Night" and a biography of Eleanor of Aquitaine.

In other news:

After Ugly Betty last night (I'm enjoying this show more and more as it goes on!), I switched off the tv to complete my English homework and take a shower. After which, not feeling in the mood to read or sleep, I turned on the tv again to find myself perfectly timed to catch the beginning of the film. I had missed the opening titles, just caught the end credits so I knew it was a Gus Van Sant film. I'm not a huge Van Sant fan (only having seen the haunting, but kind of tedious Elephant) but I also saw Matt Dillon was the leading actor, so I settled down to watch.

The film was, of course, Drugstore Cowboy.



I really enjoyed Matt Dillon's performance. His portrayal of Bob Hughes, a nervy junkie with no discernable future other than hanging out with his loser friends and breaking into hospitals for a fix, was a revelation. Previously, the only other screen appearance I had ever seen by him was the guy in the Pogues' video, so it was great to see him actually have a substanstial role. Bob is the quintessential drug addict, heroin thin and brooding eyes, tapping his fingers off the tables, constantly waiting for his next high. He's definitely the focus of this piece, there's a voice-over that runs throughout and the film is bookended with the same scene of him being carted off to hospital in an ambulance.




There were some very realistic little touches in the film that I loved, nothing to do with taking drugs or running from the law (obviously stuff that I have no experience with!) but, for example, a small scene where Bob gathers his friends down in order to tell them something important. He's very excited and is beginning to tell them when his girlfriend gets up and leaves for her cigarettes. Agitated, he tries to start again when another friend stands up and says he'll be back in a minute. The frustration on Bob's face and the feeling of "Listen guys, sit down and hear me out!" are something everyone can relate to. Other cute touches were Bob's girlfriend, Diane, waving goodbye to Bob's mother. She's walking towards the car and the mother is standing in the doorway of the house, so Diane gives her a a little backwards wave. It's cute and funny, but such a throwaway thing that it could have easily been left out. I appreciate small details like this. Also, the casting of William S. Burroughs was spot on: the guy can't really act, but if you want an elderly, wise old man with a drug habit to lend gravitas to your film, Burroughs is your man.

As druggie movies go, it doesn't have the humour, quotability or youthful exuberance of Trainspotting, nor does it have the hyper-intensity of Requiem for a Dream. But, I suppose lumping these three films together because of one common thread is rather humourless, as all are very different from each other. Some of the finer details of the actual plot eluded me (although this is perhaps due to my state of mind; as the film progressed I became more and more tired. During the last 15 minutes I was continuosly checking my phone for the time to see when I could crawl into bed) and I disliked the cheesy sub-Wizard of Oz graphics and the noodly jazz score. But, it wasn't overly long and I did almost well up at one point, so it gets a "Decent Watch" on the Catherine-ometer.

Friday, February 9, 2007

"Fun Friday" plus a Movie Tag.

Oh, what a beautiful morning.


I've got a headcold type thing at the moment and I'm supposed to stay home from school. I woke up around
8:00 and curled up really warm in my blanket, before turning on the radio mounted on the wall beside my bed. I listened to Radio 4 for a while (The Today Show, Desert Island Discs and then the Book of the Week) and drifted in and out of sleep. Then I sat up, turned on my lamp and finished the book I'm reading, "Kennedy & Nixon: The Rivalry That Shaped Post-War America" by Christopher Matthews and listened to Jaques Brel.

After finishing the books (a very nicely written, punchy, approachable book about politics that I'd recommend), I find myself slightly ambivalent about JFK. The book insinuated that he depended on his father's money to get himself elected into Congress and eventually, the Presidency. Running against Nixon in 1960, he seemed to use his good-looks and charm to woo voters. I've no doubt that he was a good president, but it seems that a lot of the JFK idolatry that goes on has stemmed from the fact he was assasinated at an early age. He also had a lot to do with the Vietnam War. Having said that, Nixon is even less-likeable. There are some amusing anecdotes in the book, which also highlight how much of politics is dirty tricks.

After a while on the net, I turned it off and began to read “Travels in the Scriptorium” by Paul Auster. Halfway through the book, I got out of bed and pulled on some pj bottoms, discarded on the floor from a few nights passed. I then padded downstairs to get some food. In the warm, bright kitchen I set up the coffeemaker and put some bread in the toaster. The sun poured sweetly through the big window and brightened my mood. I poured myself a tall mug of coffee and added a drop of milk, spread liberal amounts of jam on the hot toast and carried my meal carefully upstairs, where I wrapped myself in the blanket once again and began to eat. I changed cds, switching the mournful Jaques Brel to the more cheerful Marvin Gaye compilation, while finishing the latest Paul Auster novel. Finishing in just under an hour, I felt intriguied but somehow left empty by it. It read almost like a eulogy, characters from earlier novels popping up in an interesting but ultimately disapointing fashion. I wonder where Auster will go next?

I would quite like to rent a dvd to watch later on, perhaps “Good Night & Good Luck” because after reading the Matthews book, I have a desire to learn more about 20th Century American politics and the McCarthy-era seems to be as good as a place as any to start.

Speaking of films, here's another one of these things:

1. Popcorn or candy?
I'm going to pick candy here, because although popcorn is the quintessential movie-food and tastes damn good, the buckets in CineWorld are so damned expensive that I only rarely buy one. Whereas sweets you can just buy in Spar and smuggle in under your coat.

2. Name a movie you've been meaning to see forever.
Hmm...there's a lot. I'll go with P.T. Anderson's Magnolia because (a) I've heard nothing but good things about it, (b) I'm a sucker for those types of interconnected storyline, headfuck movies and (c) it has some actors that I like in it (eg: Philip Seymour Hoffman, Julianne Moore, William H. Macy and wife Felicity Huffman, Alfred Molina etc).

3. You are given the power to recall one Oscar: Who loses theirs and to whom?
Mwahaha! Okay, the 1950 Academy Awards. I'd take away Judy Holliday's Best Actress for Born Yesterday and give it to Bette Davis for All About Eve. Nothing against Holliday, I've never even seen Born Yesterday, but the only reason that Davis didn't win was because her co-star, Anne Baxter, pressurised the Academy to get herself a Best Actress nomination, rather than Suporting Actress. So, the Eve vote was split in two, and Davis was denied proper recognition for her greatest role. Argh

4. Steal one costume from a movie for your wardrobe. Which will it be?
I'm thinking of eschewing glamour and picking Alex's Boilersuit ensemble from A Clockwork Orange. What a great Halloween costume that would be. Or, Galadriel's white gown from The Fellowship of the Ring.

5. Your favorite film franchise is...
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. Pete Jackson did a masterful job of trimming down Tolkein's masterpiece into three astounding films, Howard Shore's score (how hard is that to say?!) still makes me come over all nostalgic and even though the dialogue is sometimes a tad overblown, when seasoned thesps like McKellen and Blanchett intone the words, you believe them. Yes!!!

6. Invite five movie people over for dinner. Who are they? Why'd you invite them? What do you feed them?
A dinner party?! How very...not me. Howenever, here's my guests:

1. Bette Davis. She'd more than likely turn-up her nose at myself and the other dinner guests, but she'd be sure to say something witty and cruel. Plus, I could thank her over and over again for All About Eve.

2. Katharine Hepburn. Because she's a screen-legend. And if the conversation turned a little boring, she could entertain us with the olive trick from Bringing Up Baby.

3. Ewan McGregor. He could sing and dance the tunes from Moulin Rouge! , turn on the Southern Charm from Big Fish and then..I dunno..shoot some heroin or something.

4. Ian McKellen. Because he's Gandalf! And Magneto! And Iago, Richard III, Macbeth... Plus, if we said Grace, he'd have the best voice for it.

5. Pedro Almodóvar. Because at the moment he's my favourite director and because we need some European flavour at the dinner table Also, the only way this party could be any campier is if Graham Norton, Barbera Streisand and Liberace were invited.

I can see food becoming a problem, as I have a feeling that some guests are veggies. Ah, screw it, it's now a cocktail/fruit juice party with helium balloons. That should appease people.


7. What is the appropriate punishment for people who answer cell phones in the movie theater?
You know what's worse? People getting so angry over cell phones in cinemas that they disrupte the film more than the actual phone-user. A few years ago, watching Jeux d'enfants in CineWorld, someones phone went off. A woman in the front of the cinema stood up and began to scream at the unfortunate with the phone, going wild with a torrent of angry words. It was quite scary, to tell you the truth. Back on topic: a penalty point system, perhaps? Three strikes on your card and you're banned from cinemas until the end of time.

8. Choose a female bodyguard: Ripley from Aliens. Mystique from X-Men. Sarah Connor from Terminator 2. The Bride from Kill Bill. Mace from Strange Days.
This one's a no-brainer. Mystique could morph herself into The Bride or Ripley or King Kong or whoever she felt like, thus being the ultimate bodyguard. Plus, she might bring her pal Magneto along with her. Everyone's a winner, baby.

9. What's the scariest thing you've ever seen in a movie?
When I was about 12 I watched Interview With A Vampire and was convinced it was all real. It freaked me out for months afterwards. I do get genuinely terrified at films though, I'm a wimp. The Descent was the scariest in a long line of horror films I watched last year, by far.

10. Your favorite genre (excluding comedy and drama) is?
Hmm. Toss-up between Musicals (Singin' in the Rain, West Side Story, Guys and Dolls, Moulin Rouge!), Biopics (Walk The Line, Amadeus, Coal Miner's Daughter, Boys Don't Cry) and Horror (The Descent, Silence of the Lambs, Psycho, Halloween).

11. You are given the power to greenlight movies at a major studio for one year. How do you wield this power?
I'd fire Renee Zellweger right off the bat and give more publicity to foreign films. I'd give Alomdóvar a big heap of money and say "Keep up the good work, Pedro". I'd also get Daniel Handler on board to write the screenplay for The Basic Eight and assemble a team of unknowns to play the lead characters. Tarantino would have a gun to his head to finish Inglorious Bastards and Richard Curtis would be challenged to write something that ISN'T a feelgood romcom starring Hugh Grant. Somebody would make a decent biopic of Siouxsie and the Banshees...actually, scrap that last idea. I couldn't bear the thought of someone messing with Siouxsie.

12. Bonnie or Clyde?
Not having seen this yet (for shame, for shaaaame!), I'm going to pick Bonnie just because she's a girl. Solidarity, sister.

Friday, February 2, 2007

Give a Hoot, Read a Book!


1. Total Number of Books I Own
How the hell would I know something like that? Actually, come to think of it, it's exactly the kind of inane piece of trivia I would know, but sadly I don't. I'm going to take a guesstimate and say roughly two hundred - but don't quote me on that.

2. Last Book I Bought
Hmm..my dad bought me a book called "The Spirit of Prague" a few weeks ago. If that doesn't count, the last books I purchased for myself with my own cold, hard cash were "The Secret History" by Donna Tartt and "Tender is the Night" by Fitzgerald.

3. Last Book I Read
Last complete novel I read: "White Teeth" by Zadie Smith. I don't know why I resisted Smith for so long, but this book, as well as "On Beauty", which I read at the beginning of January, have completely changed my perception of her. I dig, I dig

4. Book I Am Currently Reading
"Portrait of the Artist As A Young Man" by Joyce, which I liberated from the school library.

5. Fiction or Non-Fiction?
Fiction. Although, unusually, I have a greater number of non-fiction books on my bedside table these days, mostly about Jessica Mitford, American politics and 1930s Hollywood. Wowzer.

6. The First Book I Read
...I barely remember yesterday.

7. Largest Impact
"The New York Trilogy" by Paul Auster completely revolutionised the way I look at books. I read it when I was about 13 and it changed my literary habits to this day. I even wrote him to tell him all this, which I probably deserve a smack in the mouth for, but I did get a lovely letter back...from his assistant.

8. Favorite Scholarly
As in...school book? Aha! Kind of cheating, but I pick "Othello", which we just finished today in class. Iago for the win!

9. Most Read Book
"The Hours" by Michael Cunningham. My copy is so thumbed, there are pages drifting out and I'm fairly confident that I could recite whole passages, Cunningham's prose is so beautiful.

10. Sexiest Book
I'm thinking maybe "Remains of the Day" by Ishiguro. There's no sex in it, but there's buckets full of repressed desire. Plus, it's an awesome book.

11. Biggest Disappointments
Paul Auster, "Travels in the Scriptorium". I've only started it, but from the opening pages I was smacking my head off the wall. Okay, Paul - you've perfected this kind of quasi-detective story, puzzle, postmodern book before and with "The Brooklyn Follies" last year it looked like a change of direction - a fresh, new outlook. With this slim volume you seem to have taken a quick glance in the great new direction, paled and run a mile...backwards. No! No!

12. Five Books that Mean Something to Me
05. "Girlfriend in a Coma" by Douglas Coupland. Because it's an amusing, wry look at teenage life, then takes a dive into some strangely sad, weird, satire about the end of the world, while slipping it sutble references to Smiths' songs.

04. "1984" by George Orwell. This book blew my thirteen-year-old brain and I don't think I've ever quite recovered. Even now, I can say it's still the most frightening book I've ever read.

03 "The Basic Eight" by Daniel Handler. Because, as a precocious teenage girl narrator who's devoted to her friends and ever so slightly insane, I totally identify with Flannery Culp. Nah, I just love this book because it's hilarious, effortlessly readable and the twist in the end still makes me kind of shocked when I think about it.

02. "The Hours" by Michael Cunningham. Because of the beauty, the sadness, the poetry and the prose. And, no matter how emo that sounded, it's true

01. "The New York Trilogy" by Paul Auster. Because of all the reasons I mentioned before - it opened my eyes to a whole raft of literature and for that I am eternally grateful.

Monday, January 15, 2007

Last Autumn I decided to keep a log of all the books I read and then write about them. It lasted a pitiful two months before I delayed and let a mound of Christmas reading pile up on me. In any fact, here is my log for October.

October 2006

Books I’ve Booked

“House of Leaves”, Mark Z. Danielewski
“Snow”, Orham Pamuk
“Leaves of Grass”, Walt Whitman
“The Ode Less Travelled”, Stephen Fry
“Life of Pi”, Yann Martel
“Special Topics in Calamity Physics” Marissa Pessl
“Kafka on the Shore”, Hauki Murakami

So. Here I go, embarking on yet another copy-cat idea, hoping this lasts more than previous endeavours have done. Previous attempts to chronicle every film I’ve ever seen (yes, really) or update my journal regularly have failed. This time, the person I’m aping is Nick Hornby – writer, father and dedicated follower of fashion. (Okay…the last line’s not true, it should read Arsenal Football club, but I wanted to stick in a Kinks reference in there somewhere. Consider this an apology). As well as writing witty, melancholy, madly sucessful novels like “About a Boy” and “How To Be Good”, Hornby has also written two non-fiction books. One is about his love for music (31 Songs) and the other, which I’m taking the liberty to steal from shamelessly, is called The Polysyllabic Spree and is an account of his reading habits every month.

My efforts will be a little different, for a number of reasons. The most obvious is Nick Hornby is a 40-something male with lots of money to splurge on book-buying, while I’m a teenage girl who gets most of her reading material from the library. Another crucial difference is Hornby writes for a publication (The Believer) which forbides any slagging of any kind. Thus, Hornby is required to grant books he disliked anonymity. I won’t be. If I don’t like something, I’m prepared to slag it off. Hopefully, though, this will be kept to a minimum. Celebrating the great is always more fufilling than demeaning the bad.

After that succint introduction, I’ll begin my account for October. Bear in mind, now, that my idea came to me at the start of November, so I’m relying on my memory (not a hugely reliable resource, I warn) to help me. Some books I mention may well have been read at the end of September and I’m almost cetainly leaving out some books. Oh well. If I’ve forgotten them, they probably weren’t worth discussing (I’m sure I’ll regret that statement sometime shortly).

October is one of my favourite months. There’s something about the crisp air and crunch of leaves, the golden afternoons, that make me turn into a super scholar and an even better reader. Walking home with the lights fading around you, clutching a notebook and folder through fallen leaves suddenly seems more magical than it obviously is. With this in mind, I look over the books for this month. Some unusual choices, poetry for one. A huge debut novel that divided critics like the Berlin Wall. A novelist who won some little prize recently (nothing major..). And a rereading of the post-modern magnum opus, “House of Leaves”.

I’ve read HOL before. It must have been a year ago, perhaps longer. I borrowed it from the library, read it in a couple of days, took it back. Recommended it to a few people. Forgot about it. Then, earlier this year, I was reminded of it when I came across a review of the authors new book, “Only Revolutions”. I began to look into it, intruiged. Somewhere along this line, I started getting interested in HOL again, and was slightly embarrassed to realise I couldn’t remember much of it. Ask me to tell you the plot? Recount what I liked and disliked about it? Not a chance. So, it was with a tinge of shame that I borrowed the huge tome again, promising myself I’d read it properly this time, a reading I’d remember. Take your time, I said. Dwell on it. Take it in.

Of course, I didn’t dwell on it. I read fairly quickly and it’s a stuggle to slow my eyes down. I’ll come back to this later. I finished the book in 3 days (which isn’t that fast, but there is a lot of reading in this book!). Instead, I switched my brain on fully as I read and tried to take as much of it in as I could. It worked, thankfully. Now, onto the actual book. For those of you uninitiated (it can’t be that many), HOL is the debut novel by Mark Z. Danielewski. It has all the stylistic features you’d expect of a post-modern author with big ambitions – A story within an story within a story, pages of footnotes, different words printed in different coloured ink, secret codes, pages filled with writing crammed into every available surface and pages with only one or two lines of text. Of course, it claims to be real. But what of the actual story? Firstly, let it be known I enjoy the Russian-doll method of stories with stories. Paul Auster does it beautifully in Oracle Night. Why, I even did in in 5th class when I wrote “The Black Horse” (appearing in all good bookshops this Spring) when I was 11. And Danielewski does it well here. Most of the time, anyway . I found myself tiring of the two main storylines, constantly switching from one to the other, and I admit I may have skimmed past parts of Truant’s story, finding Zampano’s book more interesting. Skimming is essential in this novel, actually. Who’s actually going to read through the thousands of names of photographers somewhere in the middle? The very technical bits about houses were also read fairly swiftly. But, I do think HOL is a really good book. People may criticise it for being too ambitious, for trying to pack too much in and that is true, however, I think Danielewski just about pulls it off. It got genuinely creepy at parts and I did enjoy the claustrophobia in the text that mirored the storyline. It’s a grand idea, huge and sprawling and confusing. But it is to be admired.

Ultimately, HOL is a full, interesting read. It won’t be topping my list of favourite books anytime soon, purely because I prefer books where I invest some emotional worth into, which HOL failed at, for me at least. But, I don’t think that was the intention.

I mentioned above that I tend to read fast. This is probably the main reason poetry and I don’t get along. Poetry needs and deserves to be savoured, admired slowly, dwelt on. My quick eyes protest to this. I’ve been making efforts lately, picking up collections of poetry at a random page and trying to puzzle out the meaning of whatever poem falls open. Stephen Fry’s entertaining book, “The Ode Less Travelled” is a marvellous aid to the poetry-novice, urging the masses to Read Poetry Aloud. It’s with that in mind that I took Walt Whitman’s “Leaves of Grass” from the library. I’ve been interested in Whitman since I read Michael Cunningham’s “Specimen Days” that involved Whitman, like the his previous novel “The Hours” dealt with Virginia Woolf.

“I celebrate myself and sing myself
And what I assume you shall assume
For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you”

Stephen Fry’s right. These words need to be shouted off a cliff somewhere or proclaimed from a podium. I haven’t read the whole of LOG (who does that with poetry? And anyway have you seen the size of it?) but the parts I have read stick in my mind. And they sound great when spoken aloud.

Gee willikers! I’m on my third page already. Still got a number of books to namedop and still sitting in my pjs on this Sunday in November with the albatross of school hanging annoyingly around my neck. Speaking of school, the next book I’m talking about will be “Special Topics in Calamity Physics” by Pessl. One of the few books I actually purchased this month (possibly the only) and one of the ones I enjoyed the most. There was a lot of hype about this book, mostly articles about how pretty, wealthy and well-read she was. Then there were a lot of articles that mentioned the articles about how pretty, wealthy and well-read she was. So, in a desperate struggle to break from the mold, I’m not going to mention how pretty, wealthy and well-read she is. Oh, shit.

I could call this book pretentious if I didn’t hate the word and like the book so much. Evey chapter is named after a respected novel (Brave New World, The Trial etc), there are numerous references to texts both real and imaginary during the story and it ends with a Test. It’s a very long book. It’s also very funny, clever and enjoyable. Blue Van Meer, the adolescent narrator, is very likable and tells her story with so much enthusiasm and so many unusual metaphors, the whole thing is a delight to read. It reminded me a lot of “The Basic Eight” by Daniel Handler, a book I’ve read twice this year because I love it so much. The two books have a similar narrator, an infectious smart-alecky style and a murder buried somewhere in both their plots. Handler’s book just about tops “Special Topics” purely because of length. He manages to introduce as many characters and obscure references in half the time, and is better for it.

Speaking of being concise…I’ve managed to waffle on at length and still leave out some books that I’ve read this month, including the magnificent “Kafka on the Shore” (yup, I actually use the word magnificent. And mean it, too). There’s not much I want to go into to about this book, apart from the fact it touched me and I got that incredibly calm feeling I get when I read Murakami. The Pamuk…I’m ashamed to say I never finished it. I picked it off my father’s shelves at a lull in the middle of the month (I was between library visits) and read the first three hundred pages. It’s nicely written and informative, but it didn’t grab me and I was shortly side-tracked by other literature. I plan to grapple with the wretched thing and finish it soon, though. Wait. That sounds way too negative. I did enjoy what I read, but it was tough going. Sorry, Orhan. Oh, well. I’m sure you’re too happy after your Nobel prize to care. And quite right too.