International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Seeing how Pirates are the second most overrated novelty profession (only just overtaken by Ninjas) and how Johnny Depp bastardized the once shebang with those dreadful films, I refuse to participate. Just look at that gurning idiot up above! Would you really want to base your entire vernacular on him? Of course not! Instead, I propose to create International Talk Like a Tax Auditor Day!
Or how about, International Talk Like a Disgraced Former Taoiseach Day!
Or if you really want to push the boat out, International Talk Like Penn Day!
Happy Wednesday, y'all.
2 comments:
But all Ninjas do is flip out and wail on guitars - what is NOT awesome about that?
As for pirates, they are so ridiculously manly that even when dismembered, they merely chop down a tree (presumably with their uncomfortably oversized genitalia) and replace the missing limb. THAT'S WIKKDSIKKOOL!
So I won't hear another word against pirates, or ninjas, or lumberjacks, for that matter (because it was obvious you were thinking it)
I'm still quite fond of pirates and Talk Like a Piate Day was around before Pirates of the Carribean. Plus they had a charity single this year which I actually quite liked.
Talk Like a Disgraced Former Taoiseach Day gave me an even better idea Talk Like Charlie McCreevy Day. No one would be able to understand you :D
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