Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Guess what day it is?

International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Seeing how Pirates are the second most overrated novelty profession (only just overtaken by Ninjas) and how Johnny Depp bastardized the once shebang with those dreadful films, I refuse to participate. Just look at that gurning idiot up above! Would you really want to base your entire vernacular on him? Of course not! Instead, I propose to create International Talk Like a Tax Auditor Day!

Or how about, International Talk Like a Disgraced Former Taoiseach Day!

Or if you really want to push the boat out, International Talk Like Penn Day!

Happy Wednesday, y'all.


Rob said...

But all Ninjas do is flip out and wail on guitars - what is NOT awesome about that?

As for pirates, they are so ridiculously manly that even when dismembered, they merely chop down a tree (presumably with their uncomfortably oversized genitalia) and replace the missing limb. THAT'S WIKKDSIKKOOL!

So I won't hear another word against pirates, or ninjas, or lumberjacks, for that matter (because it was obvious you were thinking it)

Ann Marie said...

I'm still quite fond of pirates and Talk Like a Piate Day was around before Pirates of the Carribean. Plus they had a charity single this year which I actually quite liked.
Talk Like a Disgraced Former Taoiseach Day gave me an even better idea Talk Like Charlie McCreevy Day. No one would be able to understand you :D

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